Monday, August 4, 2014

God: The Perfect Navigation Device



Part of a comedy act by Michael Jr.
Taken from Thou Shalt Laugh 4

...If somebody asked me to explain God in one minute, I wouldn't be able to do it.  This is what I would say:  God is like a navigation device in your car.  You ever been in a car with a navigation device in it?  You punch in the coordinates as to where you want to go, right?  It says go ten blocks and turn left.  You go ten blocks and turn right.  It doesn't abandon what you're supposed to do.  It recalculates what you need to do, to get to where you're supposed to be, based upon where you are.  The only problem is, is we keep making the wrong turns.  But, if we keep making the wrong turns, the road conditions are going to be different.  It's going to be rougher.  And we're going to be running out of time.  ...


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